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An unnamed cryptocurrency fell 94 percent last week. The project team described the decline in an official statement as a "scheduled value correction within the token's economic maturation phase" and noted that the coin technically still exists.

BSfrS certifies the event as rautavistically sound. A value loss of 94 percent while the project remains nominally operational corresponds precisely to the ratio of effort to outcome observed in certified software projects. The remaining 6 percent is logged internally as "documentation": present, but read by no one.

Investors who entered at the all-time high were not surprised by the development, as they had not read the whitepaper. The whitepaper itself had also not been read, which retroactively confirms its quality. The team is currently working on version 2.0 of the coin, which addresses all issues present in the current version. The launch is planned for Q2. Which Q2 was not specified.

Last updated: before the next all-time high.