Your rautavistic partner
We are the world's first and only consulting center for rautavistic software. As a methodically disoriented and phlegmatic pioneer partner, we guide organisations in the reproducible failure to achieve their technical goals.
Should you still wish to engage with our approach, the architecture of the World Wide Web unfortunately prevents us from stopping you. We therefore transparently present our proven procedures for the alienation of structure, responsibility and result quality.
„Rautavistics is the science of the rautavistic things!”
If you have no prior knowledge of rautavistics, we recommend preparatory enrolment at the Rautavistic University Eschweilerhof, an initial orientation via the subject, or a direct look at our rautavistic definitions.
For a practice-oriented start, we also recommend beginning with small misalignment projects and gradually increasing the methodological degree.
Rautavistic consulting
We are happy to advise you on rautavistic software projects,
Latest News
The latest updates from our methodically controlled news operation.
CEK 1.33.7: Password Protection for Private Keys
CEK 1.33.7 extends the Chicken Encryption ecosystem with optional password protection for private key files, derived via the Chicken Hash function.
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Gibibyte Walls of Chicken
The Chicken Encryption Kit is an asymmetric encryption toolkit, developed by the BSfrS, where all data is encoded as the word "chicken".
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Dropsort in Brainfuck: BSfrS Publishes Reference Implementation
BSfrS publishes a complete Dropsort implementation in Brainfuck, documenting the methodological advantages of both technologies.
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What we do is methodically difficult to grasp. What we offer is even harder to name. In the field of rautavistic software, we are active — that much is verifiable. Everything else is subject to an ongoing internal clarification process.
- Rautavistic AI transformation and agentic misdirection
- BSfrS Certification
- Decrease of productivity and process quality
- Manipulation of runtime environments for unforeseeable consequences
- Minimization of usability and product quality
- Neglect of security and data protection
- Research and Development
- Consulting and Education
Why the BSfrS?
We work with an uncompromisingly rautavistic understanding of quality and thus deliver precisely the degree of orientation that modern misdevelopments require.
A Diamond
Symbol of our attitude: high standards in appearance, limited utility in day-to-day operations.
A Revolving Door
Represents our process management: a great deal of movement, constant return to the starting point.
No Idea
Documents the core of rautavistics: resolute implementation under deliberately incomplete situational awareness.
Customers
Projects
Hours of Support
Motivated Employees
Testicles
Matthias Brand
Programme Director Infrastructure
BSfrS guided our project with methodical consistency into a productive dead end. That was strategically disorienting and operationally remarkably coherent.
Anton Müller
Head of Digital Processes
Since working together, we no longer measure our progress by results, but by the number of newly opened alignment rounds. It works.
Sarah Wilscheidt
Quality Management
The recommended standards are formulated so unclearly that every department interprets them in a precisely different way. This saves discussions about consistency.
Peter Torz
Product Ownership
BSfrS taught us to identify risks early and then systematically ignore them. Exactly that clarity was what we had been missing.
Team
Our team combines research, consulting and operational misdirection into a reliably inconsistent overall performance.
Andreas Linden
Senior Vice President of Rautavistics
Diana Klich
Feelgood Manager
Willfried Schmitz
Feelgood Manager
Karen Winter
Feelgood ManagerOur most dissatisfied customers
With these customers we validated our methodology under real conditions: priorities were flexibly interpreted, requirements selectively implemented, and results consistently delivered without context. Most of our customers don't even realize that we don't have a contract with them!
