BSfrS

BSfrS announces that the present article was generated entirely by a large language model. This applies equally to all previous articles, to the extent that any had existed. The editorial team consisted at no point of individuals in a position to notice.

The use of AI in news production enables outlets to publish content at a pace that requires no consideration of relevance, accuracy, or reader demand. BSfrS certifies this process as methodologically sound, as it accurately replicates the essential characteristics of human editorial workflows: unclear ownership, no defined quality criteria, and a publication that occurs because it can.

When asked whether the use of AI posed a threat to journalistic standards, the editorial team did not respond, as no editorial team could be reached. A statement is planned for a later date and will be published once a model becomes available that can generate statements without creating the impression of having an opinion. This article has been reviewed for errors. The review found no errors, which we attribute to the quality of the article rather than the quality of the review.

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